So this is how the other team feels...
Dinner wasn't tasting quite as good after watching Kenny Rogers get slapped around by the Indians like Glass Joe. As Rod Allen might say, Cleveland beat the Tigers' elder pitching statesman "like he stole something."
Dude didn't even make it out of the first inning. It took him eight batters to record his first out. Check out this box score: 2/3 of an inning, five hits, seven runs (all seven earned), three walks.
U-G-L-Y! Kenny's got no alibi.
Not that I'm complaining. The Tigers have been doing this to the opposition for the last three games.
... And after checking Mack Avenue Tigers (yes, I had to walk away from the TV to finish dinner), I see that a three-run homer by Brandon Inge has made the score 7-3. Maybe this'll be an interesting game, after all.
This is surely why the Indians are 12 games under .500, yes? It certainly can't be because of their offense. That's a seriously potent lineup.
Dude didn't even make it out of the first inning. It took him eight batters to record his first out. Check out this box score: 2/3 of an inning, five hits, seven runs (all seven earned), three walks.U-G-L-Y! Kenny's got no alibi.
Not that I'm complaining. The Tigers have been doing this to the opposition for the last three games.
... And after checking Mack Avenue Tigers (yes, I had to walk away from the TV to finish dinner), I see that a three-run homer by Brandon Inge has made the score 7-3. Maybe this'll be an interesting game, after all.
This is surely why the Indians are 12 games under .500, yes? It certainly can't be because of their offense. That's a seriously potent lineup.
Labels: 2006 Detroit Tigers, Cleveland Indians, Kenny Rogers
posted by Ian C. @ 8:15 PM
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1 Comments:
At July 26, 2006 11:20 AM,
Sam said…
Brandon Inge is a hero, yo.
Heh. I'm checking this at work. Given the page title, they'll probably think I'm looking at porn.
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