I'm not fully awake yet, so...

Help me out here. Is Ron ("Mad Dog") Artest now with the Sacramento Kings or did he turn the trade down again? I'm having trouble keeping track of this. Let's see if I have this straight: Indiana traded him to Sacramento, but Crazy Ron said he didn't want to play there, so the deal was off. A day later, Run-Into-the-Stands Ronnie says "Oh, I was just kidding," agrees to the deal, and will now play for the Kings.

Do I have that right? Did I miss anything? Oh, Ron! Who knows what you'll do next? You rascal! You're probably just a misunderstood nice guy, like the Maloof brothers said. I could just pinch your cheeks. C'mon over here, Ron! Who's my big Tru Warier? Who wants a noogie?

Can we go back to watching basketball now? There's a 35-5 team on their way to an NBA championship that I'd really prefer to devote my attention to.

Meanwhile, Peja Stojakovic wants to let everyone know that he's also fine with being traded, and will be okay. Thanks for asking.

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