Sweaty Men Endeavors

The sports blog with the slightly gay name

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Warning To the Seagulls

If any of those seagulls are still flying around Comerica Park, munching on moths in the outfield grass, consider this a warning:

We know the animals are planning a revolt to take back the planet. (We noticed more of your seagull brethren terrorizing the Mariners-Indians game in Cleveland yesterday.) But we are not afraid of you. We have baseballs and can throw them very hard. Back off. Let us play baseball.

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