Surely much more fun than scalping
As we've heard all too often, the playoffs are a whole different game. And apparently, that applies to scoring playoff tickets, as well.
According to today's Philadelphia Inquirer, there's an ad on craigslist.org from two "very attractive" grad students who will let you watch them have sex in exchange for Eagles-Giants seats.
Even better, these kids will let you do more than watch. You can even script the plays, if you know what I mean.
And if you're bringing your own play calls, you might want to make sure that Denny's menu-like play sheet is laminated. (Sorry - that was over the line, wasn't it?)
Just before you think this couple doesn't have any standards, there are certain plays that you wouldn't be able to call. Again, if you know what I mean. (And I really probably should leave it at that. You can go ahead and fill in the blanks yourselves. Pervs.)
So if you're at the game tomorrow, just for $#!+s and giggles, it might be fun to ask the guy next to you how he got his seats. Or maybe not. You might be eating at the time. Or with your son.
Meanwhile, you can always try those ticket brokers we bloggers have listed on our sidebars...
According to today's Philadelphia Inquirer, there's an ad on craigslist.org from two "very attractive" grad students who will let you watch them have sex in exchange for Eagles-Giants seats.
Even better, these kids will let you do more than watch. You can even script the plays, if you know what I mean.
And if you're bringing your own play calls, you might want to make sure that Denny's menu-like play sheet is laminated. (Sorry - that was over the line, wasn't it?)
Just before you think this couple doesn't have any standards, there are certain plays that you wouldn't be able to call. Again, if you know what I mean. (And I really probably should leave it at that. You can go ahead and fill in the blanks yourselves. Pervs.)
So if you're at the game tomorrow, just for $#!+s and giggles, it might be fun to ask the guy next to you how he got his seats. Or maybe not. You might be eating at the time. Or with your son.
Meanwhile, you can always try those ticket brokers we bloggers have listed on our sidebars...
Labels: 2006 NFL playoffs, Philadelphia Eagles, tickets
2 Comments:
At January 06, 2007 2:07 PM, Sam said…
This post is so full of puns that I had to make snorfling noises while reading it.
At January 08, 2007 1:29 PM, Big Al said…
Nice touch using the old recurring SNL skit as the pic.
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